30 beers in how many hours......5 or 25? And whats the alc.% of the beer?
Personally beer is best when you've been busting your butt (I can't say [censored] an this board) outside doing yard work, and a cold one would be perfect at the end of the day. Getting drunk on beer is a waste of time and money.....not to mention the caloric intake.
Get cheap liquor instead.