A lady walks in to an ice cream shop and asks for a chocolate cone. The guy working there says, "Don't have any chocolate"
So the lady says, "How about a chocolate cup?"
Guy says, "Don't have any chocolate."
Lady then says, "Just a chocolate scoop?"
Guy looks at the lady and says, "Spell VAN as in vanilla."
Lady says, "V-A-N."
Guys says, "Spell STRAW as in strawberry."
Lady says, "S-T-R-A-W."
Guy says, "Spell F*** as in chocolate."
Lady gets a weird look on her face and says, "There is no f*** in chocolate."
Guy says, "That's what I have been telling you!"
Last edited by Bo Patro; 08/15/11 01:37 PM.