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    We need a good joke thread... #6088 08/12/11 05:47 PM
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    A lady walks in to an ice cream shop and asks for a chocolate cone. The guy working there says, "Don't have any chocolate"

    So the lady says, "How about a chocolate cup?"

    Guy says, "Don't have any chocolate."

    Lady then says, "Just a chocolate scoop?"

    Guy looks at the lady and says, "Spell VAN as in vanilla."

    Lady says, "V-A-N."

    Guys says, "Spell STRAW as in strawberry."

    Lady says, "S-T-R-A-W."

    Guy says, "Spell F*** as in chocolate."

    Lady gets a weird look on her face and says, "There is no f*** in chocolate."

    Guy says, "That's what I have been telling you!"

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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6089 08/12/11 05:50 PM
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6092 08/12/11 09:58 PM
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    Man that's hilarious.


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6110 08/13/11 12:18 PM
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    Yeah good one!


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6146 08/15/11 03:40 AM
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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: FootAndAHalf] #6150 08/15/11 01:33 PM
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    You steal it and throw it up on TFF


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6151 08/15/11 01:33 PM
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    Since I can't


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    If we had the crying smiley it would be here.


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6154 08/15/11 01:43 PM
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    And the LA forum....


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6294 08/24/11 10:04 PM
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    still hilarious.


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    Re: We need a good joke thread... [Re: Bo Patro] #6355 09/04/11 06:23 PM
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    I've got some good jokes, but I'd be banned immediately. But I'll post a politically correct one:

    An old blind man walks past a fish market, sniffs the air and says, "Mornin' ladies".


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